A shocking problem
Ever since the war started our youngest dog has been quite distressed at any television coverage of the war. She is particularly upset by people wearing gas masks. And since the war started her coat has developed huge amounts of static electricity. Really, it’s getting quite painful to stroke her. And since she’s officially the “office dog” and is sat next to me for 12 plus hours a day (minus bowel breaks), that’s one hell of a lot of “ouches” flying around. I’m thinking of getting one of those anti-static mat thingies from a computer store. Would that help? Or would it be better to end the war immediately…?

