From Ananova comes this:
Belgian drink-driver found ‘grazing’
A Belgian drink-driver was found eating grass in a field. He told a judge that he was fond of its taste.
Witnesses said they saw Jurgen Tersago, from Aalst, crawl out of his car on his hands and knees.
He crawled into a field, in Berlare, and began eating the grass. When police arrived he was still on his knees and grunting like a pig.
Police took him to hospital where tests revealed he was over the drink-drive limit, reports Het Laatste Nieuws.
In court, Tersago told the judge: “I like eating grass, especially when I’m drunk. It tastes like spinach.”
He was fined $680 and banned from driving for 45 days.