I made my father look at Sarah Beeny’s breasts
Regular readers (swoon, I can say that now!) will know that I don’t watch much tv. Not that I don’t want to, I just don’t have the time. And I have the sneaking suspicion that if I started watching some programmes I’d get addicted and where would it all end?
But I do make time for Grand Designs because my father loves it and we have a good old bitch fest after each programme. I’m afraid I planted the idea in his mind that the English builders might have had something to do with the knackered roof installed by the German builders shipped in especially by the German architects…
I also made time this week to watch a taped episode of Property Ladder because it was all about a property in South Wales. I love Sarah Beeny. With great patience and good humour she watches people waste vast amounts of money renovating properties in order to sell them on at a profit. A profit that usually comes about through natural price rises in an over heated market. But I digress. The episode in Wales was filmed in the summer so along comes Sarah in a lovely tight fitting white t-shirt. She has a magnificent figure. Really. And now that she’s cut and curled her hair, she is the Venus of property shows. Even more lovely than Kirstie Allsopp. But a curious thing happened. Halfway through the programme (eight or so weeks into the filming), I’m sure her bosoms reduced in size. By at least two cup sizes. Did she suddenly start wearing a different bra? Or {shock, horror} did she have a boob reduction? But now I think I’ve got my father watching out for Sarah Beeny’s boobs. Sorry Dad.
UPDATE: Looking for Sarah Beeny’s boobs? Sorry, there’s nowt here. You might like to try clicking here.
October 15th, 2003 11:14
I thought maybe that was my imagination but it’s good to see someone else noticed this mystery!
October 15th, 2003 14:29
You too? Judging by the amount of people searching for this lady and her bosoms in every search engine known to man, it’s not just us ;-0))
October 15th, 2003 21:10
She’s got some bigguns ain’t she?
I think Channel 4 have realised that most viewers don’t give a shit about the property side of things.
Hence the tight t-shirts.
Beanie’s jubblies and (Naomi) Cleaver’s beaver are now a well known phrases I believe.
October 15th, 2003 21:41
Hi guys,
Wow, glad I/We’ve got so many fans.
Just to keep your minds at ease I haven’t had a boob reduction, well not operatically anyway, I’ve recently had a touch of glandular fever and they do seem to have shrunken a tad.
Don’t worry I’ve been assured they will soon be back to a regular PSI.. ;-)
Keep watching.
Sarah.
ps. Later in the series one actually does pop out – first one to spot it wins a prize.
Keep tuned for details..
October 15th, 2003 23:01
Hi people!
My good friend, Sarah, just called me about this site and I am delighted that the property shows on Ch4 have
raised so much interest, so to speak.
Sarah, Kevin (McCloud) and myself have always thought that our programs would do well in a period where property
has taken a high profile both amongst investors and, indeed, amongst normal people who are looking for a change of scenery
or just want to make the best of what they have.
Sarah and I are aware that we are not unattractive to some of our male viewers (as Kevin is to their mothers) and
we find it extremely flattering in fact but please do not lose site of the fact that we are here to provide, hopefully,
informative and entertaining viewing for all the family rather than just be there as objects of desire whilst you
guys crack one off in front of the TV. ;)
Lots of love
Naomi
xx
November 5th, 2003 09:25
i was just wondering how old sarah is, my flat mate and i have had a big argument about it so if anyone knows please say.
p.s. i think she is lovely!!
November 5th, 2003 22:41
Hi Dave. Sorry, I’ve no idea how old she is. I guess you could ring up the production company that makes Property Ladder and ask?
November 8th, 2003 15:48
i woz just wunderin how could i contact Sarah via email.
P.S i tink Sarah iz well fit, she az a nice upper body specially da bussoms
November 8th, 2003 15:49
I woz just wondering, how could i contact Sarah via email.
P.S i tink Sarah iz well fit specially da bussoms
November 13th, 2003 18:51
Im still not sure if she has had a breast reduction, what do you reckon?
November 19th, 2003 14:00
Interesting…..either Sarah Beeny can’t spell her own surname correctly or that post above was not genuine
November 19th, 2003 17:09
I Love her too, she rocks my world!
November 19th, 2003 21:53
Top show and Sarah certainly makes it. the shirt with gaping buttons should get a few more outings I’d say!
November 20th, 2003 18:39
You Beeny fans could always go the the frustratingly useless http://www.sarahbeeny.com – None of the links are active and the picture does not feature her fantasticaly amazing body but at least there is a contact email address of sorts
November 24th, 2003 11:54
I do find it amazing that sarah’s breasts get more attention that the sound advice she gives out on the programme. Why do 98% of the people developing their properties never take her advice?? I dont think they realise she’s been developing for 10+ years, and has made a packet in that time. Ignore her at your peril!!
November 24th, 2003 15:17
This entire string of comments is absolutely brilliant. I love this site.
November 30th, 2003 20:54
There’s a couple of pics on a site called robb’s celebrities. Search ‘oops’ on yahoo then select S. Scroll down to Sarah Beeny!
December 14th, 2003 11:56
Hey just dropped to say what a great programme property ladder is. I always watch it and Sarah’s tips (on property) certainly keep me at/ my attention.
Ross
December 16th, 2003 01:25
Sarah is great, and has massive breasts, but she’s nowhere near as lovely as Kirstie Allsopp! That’s just impossible. Kirstie has funky shoes which beats big breasts everytime.
December 17th, 2003 02:15
i saw one of the ‘Property Ladder’ revisited shows from 2001 today. Her tits r phenomenal in this and she was working with a rather less bird with equally enormous tits that ket falling out of her vest tops. It was big breat heaven – cant stop thinkin bout it
December 23rd, 2003 10:56
You’re all nuts and here’s why:
There only one Ms Allsop and her first name is Madge!
All praise be to Beeny though, when is she going to release a fitness video or dvd? My dvd has slow motion and a zoom function – cant wait!
December 23rd, 2003 21:49
sarah beeney’s program is superb but sarah you are beautiful you rock MY world big time i love you (i sound like avid merrion)
December 24th, 2003 10:56
Yes I second a call for a fitness DVD with a scantily clad Sarah doing lots of zoomed in, slow motion action shots.
December 25th, 2003 20:01
Guess who got the Property Ladder book for Christmas with its colour glossy photographs of the “Beenster” herself…..and some day I will get round to reading the invaluable advice on proprty development as well, honest!
December 31st, 2003 15:37
Sarah is a very attractive lady with a wonderful sexy voice. Yes please!!
December 31st, 2003 18:31
wow go to this site IMMEDIATELY
http://members.lycos.co.uk/neryshughes/sbeeny.html
January 6th, 2004 09:15
Give Dave a big fat cigar for that link he suggested. Everyone got to http://members.lycos.co.uk/neryshughes/sbeeny.html right now.
January 6th, 2004 21:26
I know I am about two months too late but I found your site looking for Sarah’s book. Frankly I’m appalled but not surprised by your male readers complete occupation with Miss Beeny’s chest…. and not the wonderful advice she is providing.
Shame on you.
PS I’d just love to push my dick between them and ask her to say… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
January 7th, 2004 10:50
Just listening to Jo Whiley on radio 1 talking about Sarah B’s Boobs so thought i check it out quality site- must catch that show… for property advice of course.
January 7th, 2004 17:23
Do you think my g/f could compete with Sarah…???? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlexaRaquel
January 8th, 2004 08:41
Steve Von Bronk, that url was blocked by my work browser, however I would be honoured if you would attempt to pass your entry to me for scrutinisation to see if your g/f does in fact compare to the legend that is Sarah Beeny. I will be fair and even handed.
January 8th, 2004 15:49
Try it at home instead of work Balders !! I promise your jaw will hit your lap !!
January 9th, 2004 14:57
I was just at the 4homes forum and saw a link back here – who’d have thought you’re october comments would generate such interest!
January 13th, 2004 17:21
looks as if someone has pulled the plug on the juicy URL i found – i can’t get on it at all. shit i should’ve saved the jpg’s !!!!
January 13th, 2004 21:10
Sarah, drop me a line on banginbeatsbland@hotmail.com
i need to discuss some measurements with you
ta
J
January 19th, 2004 04:42
I’m debating whether to make Naomi Cleaver and Sarah Beeny our joint darlings of 2004 over here at Baby Fat Head, taking over from Alison Goldfrapp who held the mantle for most of 2003.
I wonder if Sarah would wear one of our splendid T-shirts… Extra tight of course. Hmmm, it’s a thought…
SARAH??!
January 24th, 2004 23:58
Simon darling,
Of course I will be your poster girl so that all your spotty, lank haired and inadequate teenage friends can pull their puds over me.
I hope the T shirt will be ‘adequately’ stained.
xx
Sarah
January 25th, 2004 01:40
I went to Baby Fat Head expecting some sad site for losers and I must say I was actually pleasantly surprised! I think in the taking the piss stakes they have everything pretty much covered.
January 27th, 2004 09:59
How about a personalized pic for me Sarah?
“Yours forever expecting a date” Paul x
January 27th, 2004 09:59
How about a personalized pic for me Sarah?
“Yours forever expecting a date” Paul x
January 28th, 2004 16:59
Sarah,
If it is really you posting! Don’t you ever feel like hitting some of those damn stupid ‘Property Developers’. I remember the episode you told a guy to put up an internal partition to seperate a bedroom for about £800 and it would add £4k to the value of his house but he said no!! Err?
Your one patient lass.
February 3rd, 2004 10:51
Great show Sarah. Don’t suppose you could come round and help me paint my living room? I’d pay you… in kind! Or buy you a pint.
Keep up the good work and keep wearing the nice tee-shirts.
February 10th, 2004 21:29
Sarah..oh Sarah…my god woman, you were in Luddington for tonights Property Ladder airing on C4…that is 5miles from me…why didn’t you give me a call…
Paul “still waiting for this date, but I did see you had some kinda engagement/wedding ring arrangement”…:((((((
February 25th, 2004 12:15
I am a first year student on a degree in building at DeMonfort Uni. I am bit disappointed by all these comments about Sarah as I find the channel 4 programme quite an education about how not to get on in the building game. Studies apart I do enjoy Sarah’s choice of work clothes and I am hoping for a nice clean, not too buttoned up, white cotton blouse and some tight ‘builder’s bum’ jeans. Looking forward to the next series…
Ross
February 27th, 2004 14:59
Look, I ought to give the lot o’ yers a tanning. I can’t cope with all this competition.
Dammit, she loves me….and I love her!
Now let that be an end of it!
March 2nd, 2004 20:29
Hey y’all!
I’m doing a trek for the Multiple Sclerosis Society! If anyone is interested in sponsoring me, please visit http://www.justgiving.com/ninjaneen
Thanks!
March 10th, 2004 18:30
Ahhhh Sarah Booby; Uh! I mean Beeny!!! Oh she is so beautiful, that sexy voice, lush lips and sparkly eyes, not to mention those twin air bags she carries around with her! I wonder what her nipples look like?? I would love to hose her down when she’s in her tight white t-shirt and seeing her run aroung making them bounce up and down!
March 26th, 2004 08:15
Does anyone think that she may be into S&M? I had this dream last night and…..hmmmm, perhaps I’ve said too much.
March 26th, 2004 15:09
thought it was only me who had noticed how attractive Kirsty Allsop is.
I hate diy/ decorating / home progs
but Kirsty makes the tv license money well spent
March 29th, 2004 09:09
I don’t understand this Kirsty Allsop business. She’s clearly and consistantly overshaddowed by Sarah. She’s always wearing such big, thick tweed jackets that you can hardly see her breasts at all which, lets be honest, is whatr this is really all about.
I’ve said it before – there is only one Allsop and her first name is Madge.
March 29th, 2004 09:09
I don’t understand this Kirsty Allsop business. She’s clearly and consistantly overshaddowed by Sarah. She’s always wearing such big, thick tweed jackets that you can hardly see her breasts at all which, lets be honest, is what this is really all about.
I’ve said it before – there is only one Allsop and her first name is Madge.
March 29th, 2004 09:12
Sorry about the double entry (ha! whats on my mind!) it was this crazy computer’s fault – they’ll never catch on.
March 29th, 2004 13:55
Baldrick – what are you like man!! You have been in on this banter from early on!!
March 29th, 2004 14:12
Yeah, I’m a hardcore Beeny fan since when you were an itch in your daddies pants (sh*t, you’re not a big guy are you?) and it’s Balders, not Baldrick. So get it right………Sarah’s Bean, if that is your real name. Just give me a call if you need flicking (sorry, couldn’t resist).
April 1st, 2004 16:47
I agree with all the comments about Kirstie Allsopp, apart from the one saying the breasts are the most important thing. Kirstie has all round beauty, and a gorgeous face, breasts don’t really come into it. She’s far more attractive than Sarah.
April 2nd, 2004 08:46
Get the hell off this site! This whole string started off purely as a Sarah Appreciation conversation, therefore, the breasts take priority. Anything else, such as that allsop woman (lower case ‘A’ is deliberate), only serve to dilute the putirty of this string. Am I right men? Help me out here!
All those who rate Beeny over Allsop raise your hand (and send £1 in cheque form to an address which will follow shortly, after I have assessed the possible cash flow).
April 2nd, 2004 08:49
Oh I get it Edwin, that was an April fools prank right? Allsop better than Beeny. Ha, good one.
April 2nd, 2004 23:38
Hmmm, no Balders, it was not an April Fools prank. I don’t see many people raising their hands.
April 3rd, 2004 22:22
Does anyone know a good website with pics of the lovely Sarah Beeney? Oh! By the way, Allsop sexier than Beeney, RUBBISH!! Tell you what, I bet if Sarah and Kirsty were in a mud wrestling competition then Sarah would win. What would be her tactic I hear you ask – well she would stuff Kirsty’s head in between her bosoms and suufocate her!! (I got a stiffy whilst typing this!!!!!)
April 5th, 2004 08:39
Well Edwin, it seems at least one of the Beeny followers has the courage to stand up and agree that Beeny rules Allsop, thanks for your support Munkee.
By the way, if Munkee is anything to go by, the reason no one is raising their hands is because their hands are very busy else where. MONKEE! stop spanking dammit!
April 8th, 2004 09:19
Lads, I bring you news. Good news. If any of you havent seen this site yet then please visit with my blessing. Monkee, grab your kleenex.
http://members.fortunecity.com/noops050/fcnoops_sarah_beeny.html
April 12th, 2004 19:15
You losers. I mean she’s ok to look at, but fanatasising and whacking off over photos of her??!! That’s just odd. Well, you must be dilussional in the first place for thinking shes more attractive than Kirstie, so i suppose it can be expected.
April 13th, 2004 08:27
Hey Edwin, settle down. We were all havin a decent conversation about a mutual inteterst until you opened you gob. If you don’t agree with what other people are saying: fine, go write it somewhere else. It’s clear that you have no place on this particular thread anyway.
I don’t agree with you calling any of these people losers just because they dont agree with you or have a different opinion. Why’s it gotta be all that? Histroy is replete with people like you: fascist!
April 15th, 2004 12:49
Here is the definitive answer.
Kirstie has bigger arms and Sarah has bigger tits!
Which do you prefer?
April 15th, 2004 13:27
Don’t listen to Spazwit…………I know the gaylord. He doesn’t appreciate either of them. He is having a gay love affair in his sick homo mind with Kirsty’s sidekick Phil Spencer
April 15th, 2004 13:37
Ha! Quality.
Tell spazwit that if it’s long arms he’s after to go to the monkey hut at the local zoo.
I think bigger tits wins every time.
April 15th, 2004 19:29
Comments are now closed on this thread.
Thank you for your contributions.
April 16th, 2004 08:43
But…but what will we talk about?
This is Edwins fault isnt it!
April 16th, 2004 15:13
i love fun pillows…