It’s midnight…

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.

Q: How do you make a witch stew?
A: Keep her waiting for hours.

Q: How do ghosts begin their letters?
A: “Tomb it may concern…”

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.

Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person’s Corn Flakes?
A: A cereal killer

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2 Responses to “It’s midnight…”

Fluffy
October 31st, 2003 09:17
1

daisy i have come to the conclusion that u spend almost as much time online as i do!
yay, and hooray for geeks ;-)
xxxx
Vanessa, London, UK
November 1st, 2003 15:36
2

Those jokes are AWFUL! Bravo! :D