(feel free to copy and amend to suit your most beloved/hated team)
A guy walks into a bar with a sausage-dog under his arm. The dog is wearing an England rugby jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms. The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed! You’ll have to leave.” The guy begs him, “Look, I’m desperate! We’re both big fans, the TV’s broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game.”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and that he and the dog will kick themselves out if there’s any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the English receiving the kick-off. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and Wilkinson kicks a drop goal. Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve seen! What does the dog do if they score a try?”
The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for three years.”
[Via Sevitz. Again.]