Question Time
George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he invites questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks him his name.
“Billy!”
“And what is your question, Billy?”
“I have three questions,” says the boy. “First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?; Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?; and Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?”
Just then the bell rings for recess. George W Bush informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President says:
“Okay, where were we? Oh that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”
A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and asks his name.
“Steve!”
“And what is your question, Steve?”
“I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?; Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?; Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?; Fourth - why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?; and Fifth - what happened to Billy?”
[Via non blogging Jane]
January 29th, 2004 17:40
Well, [she said, knowing that going on with this comment would reveal much about her family dynamic] I saw this a couple of weeks ago, only it was from my MIL, and it was Hillary Clinton, not W. [resists urge to go on, clenches jaw, gets back to work]
January 29th, 2004 20:56
This would be funny if it weren’t so close to home.
*whimpers, curls up into fetal position*