Classified ads (oval variety)
FOR SALE
One chariot, (low-swinging, sweet type), in urgent need of repair (wheels have come off … again). One careless owner, details from Clive, phone. Twickenham 19-13.
FOR SALE
100,000 Grand Slam t-shirts, ties & scarves – unused (choice of 1998/99, 1999/2000, 2000/2001 and 2003/2004 )
Contact : RFU, Twickenham.
LOST
(on way to Twickenham)
(i) Plan B
(ii) Graciousness
(iii) Bottle.
Please contact : L. Daglalio, C. Woodward.
MEN CHOKE IN FRONT OF LARGE CROWD
49,000 spectators watched helplessly yesterday as 15 sportsmen choked in front of them, apparently after being force-fed a large slice of humble pie. A doctor attending the scene said that the men had a medical history of this sort of thing: apparently it also happened in 2000 in Edinburgh, Wembley in 1999 and Landsdowne in 2001.
IN MEMORIAM
Slam, G : passed away, 7th Feb 2004.
Sorely missed by Clive and the boys.
[Big thanks to Adrian]
March 8th, 2004 16:40
Hmm…very funny.
The England v. Wales game on March 20 should be a cracker. But believe me, you won’t need a cake as a diversionary tactic that day. Perhaps you should bake yourself a pie? ;-)
England/Wales rivalry is so much fun!
March 8th, 2004 16:51
‘im indoors is reading your commnet while chuckling. B*strds.
March 8th, 2004 20:01
I wish I had wrote that
March 8th, 2004 20:32
It’s funny, I’m sure that England used to know how to do line-outs.
March 8th, 2004 20:44
Oh, so it was all about Jonny after all?
March 8th, 2004 22:23
Genius! Oh how I DO love to see the piss ripped out of the English, and HOW THEY DO DESERVE IT!
March 9th, 2004 10:34
Very amusing. Still doesn’t make up for the disaster in the Millenium Stadium though.