The seven dwarfs
The 7 dwarfs went to the Vatican, and because they are “THE DWARFS”, they are ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack.
“My son,” says the Pope, “What can I do for you?”
Dopey replies, “Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?”
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.”
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, “Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?”
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.”
This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, “Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?”
“I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.”
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting…
“Dopey f***ed a penguin!…Dopey f***ed a penguin!
[via non blogging Jane]
March 26th, 2004 02:17
Bahahaha!
March 26th, 2004 08:09
That is so not work safe – Thank God I have my own office as I hooted out loud.
March 26th, 2004 08:33
Excellent. You do realise you’re going straight to hell, of course.
March 29th, 2004 12:18
Very good – brightened up my monday!
April 7th, 2004 14:03
Strange the things you remember.
Line from movie, Absolute Beginners:
three most useless things “in the world are, the Pope’s Balls, a nun’s tits, and a good write-up in the Record Mirror.” A million years ago, your joke bringing to mind.
Very very funny joke. I’ve written it down to tell all my Catholic and or animial rightsy friends. I don’t know any dwarves.