Archive for April, 2004

Need a chuckle?

Monday, April 26th, 2004

Go read The Jake Loves The Chicken Insides.

And from nagl, who in turn filched it from Michael Dietsch:

singles ad

p.s. While you’re visiting Falling Sky, don’t forget to look at the picture in this post.

Dieting is bad for you. Duh.

Monday, April 26th, 2004

Both Gert and Pewari have written about this article by Paul Campos, author of The Obesity Myth.

Size really doesn’t matter. You can be just as healthy if you’re fat as you can if you’re slender. And don’t let the obesity ‘experts’ persuade you otherwise, argues Paul Campos.

Amen! Whole rainforests have been written on this subject. I don’t have anything to add to it except to say that looking around at friends and family of varying ages and backgrounds, it is glaringly obvious that regardless of whether they are naturally slim, plump or overweight, the healthier ones (those who rarely get colds & flu, need very infrequent trips to the doctor) are those who do not diet.

If one were forced to come up with a six-word explanation for the otherwise inexplicable ferocity of America’s war on fat, it would be this: Americans think being fat is disgusting. Fifty years ago, America was full of people that the social elites could look upon with something approaching open disgust: blacks in particular, of course, but also other ethnic minorities, the poor, women, Jews, homosexuals, and so on. Nowadays, a new target is required.

Hmm. That’s worth thinking about.

Incidentally, I’ve read anecdotal evidence that if you do develop certain types of cancer whilst overweight you stand a better chance of survival.

Time for a cup of tea and a biscuit, no?

Girls with big mazongas usually can’t rhumba so well

Sunday, April 25th, 2004

Preparing for a trip to mainland Europe? Go immediately to The Zompist Phrasebook, print it out and pin it to the inside of your jacket.

Avec les roberts comme ça, ta rhumba est exceptionnelle.

Bailas muy bien, a despecho de tus enormes naranjas.

Mädchen mit viel Holz vor die Hütt sind meistens beim Rhumba nicht so gut.

Ty khorosho tantsuyesh’ rumbu, osobenno s takimi dynyami.

Con quelle pere è difficile ballar la rumba come te.

Piger med store bryster er normalt ikke så gode til Limbo.

Meisjes met dergelijke geronde vormen, hebben doorgaans moeilijkheden met dansen.

[Many thanks to Lawren for the link.]

UPDATED: Any Italian and Danish speakers out there?

Saturday silliness

Saturday, April 24th, 2004


I’ve no idea what cows with guns or the duel are all about but they’re good fun.

Oh and I’ve never noticed winnoise before at flabber. Very clever. And Sarah Davis’s Condensed version of LOTR. Hah.

Update: How could I forget Rose‘s bloody annoying badger link?

TypePad review

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

TypePad gets a mention in this month’s Internet Magazine (June 2004). The cover story is “Power Up: your definitive guide to all the software, services and content you’ll never regret paying for”.

TypePad is the only blogging software to get a mention (just the basic level):

Price: $4.95 (£2.70) a month for a basic package, giving you 1GB of data transfer and 50MB web space
If you’re keen on weblogs but don’t want to fiddle around with style sheets or customised templates, try a premium hosted weblog service like TypePad’s, brought to you by the people who gave us Movable Type. A friendly interface lets you design your site, add weblog entries or photographs and more. There’s a 30 day free trial at the moment.

Another online personality test

Friday, April 23rd, 2004


Your total score is 41
Interpretation of Results
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who’s constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who’ll always cheer them up and help them out.

Codswallop. Take Dr Phil’s test here [via Random Thinks].

File management

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

TypePad file management has arrived

TP_logo_01… along with a shiny new logo.

Word play

Friday, April 23rd, 2004
  • Phone answering machine message – “…If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key…”
  • A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
  • I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
  • I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
  • My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


Just in case…

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

but not just yet.

Sarah has a surprising post today, a list of do’s and don’ts for when she pops her clogs. Never one to let a potential meme slip, I’m starting mine now. But it’s gone midnight so I think I’ll have to come back and finish this tomorrow.


CSS templates

Thursday, April 22nd, 2004

New link added to the Learning list – Intensive Station [via bleu blanc blog]. Great css templates, techniques and links to other resources.

p.s. Like Kimberley, I think there’s a sniggering schoolboy in all of us that delights in stuff like The Secret Finger Trick.

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