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Late England jokes

A man is walking his three-legged dog in the park when he comes across a lamp. He rubs it and out pops a genie. The genie says “I’ll grant you one wish.” “Can you make my dog win Crufts?” asks the man. “What with only three legs? Wish again.” the genie retorts. “OK” says the man, “Can you make England win Euro 2004 then?” The genie ponders a while before saying “let’s see that dog again…”

Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.

Q: What’s the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.

Q: What do a three-pin plug and the England football team have in common?
A: They are both useless in Europe!

[via non blogging younger brother]

3 Responses to “Late England jokes”

  1. billy
    July 2nd, 2004 10:29
    1

    what do you call a welshman in *any* international football competition?

    referee

    :^P

  2. Wrapstar
    July 2nd, 2004 10:45
    2

    Sadam has been given the death penalty – trouble is, Beckham is going to take it!

  3. Daisy
    July 2nd, 2004 11:33
    3

    Billy, you’ve cut me to the quick ;-)

    Wrapstar, ouch!

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