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An Italian Love Story

An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, cialis 40mg he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby….all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her – knowing that if she accepts it, sildenafil she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, pill saying this is from the gentleman.

She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.”

The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: “Just so you know – I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.”

One Response to “An Italian Love Story”

  1. briggy
    September 28th, 2004 13:23
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    there’s a scottish version of this which kicks off with a bottle of irn bru…

    … but in our version she accepts.

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