For sale
I wouldn’t normally do this but I think some of you may be interested. I’m trying to sell a new bed which we ordered over the the internet (it hasn’t been delivered yet and although I can’t have a refund, the company has agreed to ship to a new address if I can sell it privately). To be honest, we just made a mistake with the measurements and have just realised that with the bed in place, we wouldn’t be able to get to the shower room and it would be difficult to open the wardrobe doors.
The bed frame is 100% hand carved in rosewood and imported from India, the mattress is high quality too. I thought I would give you guys first offers, but if you know of anyone else who might be interested please forward this on as I’d like to sell it ASAP.
Obviously, I haven’t named a price but if you’re interested let me know. Here’s a picture from the online store, email me for details if you’re interested.
September 28th, 2004 18:32
Hmmm, tasteful.
September 28th, 2004 19:44
Write out a hundred times…
… I will not trust anything Daisy writes…
… I will not trust anything Daisy writes…
… I will not…
;) Can’t believe I fell for it…
September 28th, 2004 19:49
That would be just perfect for the guest bedroom.
September 28th, 2004 20:24
… i’ll take the mattress.
got anything with a hot wheels cover?
September 28th, 2004 23:21
Hmm – lends you meaning to the phrase “got wood”
September 29th, 2004 00:25
It’s funny ’cause you’re not kidding ;o)
September 29th, 2004 00:49
ha! I love it. I’d be scared to sleep.
September 29th, 2004 03:21
Lol! Yep, there’s nothing like a good old-fashioned Four-phallus bed…
September 29th, 2004 09:07
seriously, check the distance selling regulations – I believe you have the right to cancel within a certain number of days. And yes, it applies to things purchased over the internet.
September 29th, 2004 09:09
[shamefaced]
must read rest of comments and actually look at the image before taking Daisy seriously in the future
[/shamefaced]
Actually, your description was so nice I was suckered.
September 29th, 2004 09:35
* grins sheepishly and goes to make a pot of tea *
September 29th, 2004 11:16
I’ve said it before D; go and wash your mouse out with soap and water!
Though that would sure be one way to make HIM feel inadequate!!
September 29th, 2004 19:56
Can you IMAGINE the performance anxiety???
September 29th, 2004 19:57
Sorry… already have the King Sized version!
September 30th, 2004 23:56
Very subtle!
October 1st, 2004 04:29
That is the quadriphallus bed, used in primitive cultures to scare women into keeping their legs glued together at the knees…
:::shudder:::
October 1st, 2004 05:29
AAAHahahahahaha! Haaaaa! Totally suckered in. Classy is what that is.