home

For sale

I wouldn’t normally do this but I think some of you may be interested. I’m trying to sell a new bed which we ordered over the the internet (it hasn’t been delivered yet and although I can’t have a refund, the company has agreed to ship to a new address if I can sell it privately). To be honest, we just made a mistake with the measurements and have just realised that with the bed in place, we wouldn’t be able to get to the shower room and it would be difficult to open the wardrobe doors.

The bed frame is 100% hand carved in rosewood and imported from India, the mattress is high quality too. I thought I would give you guys first offers, but if you know of anyone else who might be interested please forward this on as I’d like to sell it ASAP.

Obviously, I haven’t named a price but if you’re interested let me know. Here’s a picture from the online store, email me for details if you’re interested.

17 Responses to “For sale”

  1. Neil T.
    September 28th, 2004 18:32
    1

    Hmmm, tasteful.

  2. Pewari
    September 28th, 2004 19:44
    2

    Write out a hundred times…

    … I will not trust anything Daisy writes…
    … I will not trust anything Daisy writes…
    … I will not…

    ;) Can’t believe I fell for it…

  3. Em
    September 28th, 2004 19:49
    3

    That would be just perfect for the guest bedroom.

  4. anan
    September 28th, 2004 20:24
    4

    … i’ll take the mattress.

    got anything with a hot wheels cover?

  5. Huwge
    September 28th, 2004 23:21
    5

    Hmm – lends you meaning to the phrase “got wood”

  6. graeme
    September 29th, 2004 00:25
    6

    It’s funny ’cause you’re not kidding ;o)

  7. Joan
    September 29th, 2004 00:49
    7

    ha! I love it. I’d be scared to sleep.

  8. Fi
    September 29th, 2004 03:21
    8

    Lol! Yep, there’s nothing like a good old-fashioned Four-phallus bed…

  9. razorhead
    September 29th, 2004 09:07
    9

    seriously, check the distance selling regulations – I believe you have the right to cancel within a certain number of days. And yes, it applies to things purchased over the internet.

  10. razorhead
    September 29th, 2004 09:09
    10

    [shamefaced]
    must read rest of comments and actually look at the image before taking Daisy seriously in the future
    [/shamefaced]

    Actually, your description was so nice I was suckered.

  11. Daisy
    September 29th, 2004 09:35
    11

    * grins sheepishly and goes to make a pot of tea *

  12. ian
    September 29th, 2004 11:16
    12

    I’ve said it before D; go and wash your mouse out with soap and water!

    Though that would sure be one way to make HIM feel inadequate!!

  13. Mindy
    September 29th, 2004 19:56
    13

    Can you IMAGINE the performance anxiety???

  14. zeno
    September 29th, 2004 19:57
    14

    Sorry… already have the King Sized version!

  15. Mary
    September 30th, 2004 23:56
    15

    Very subtle!

  16. girl
    October 1st, 2004 04:29
    16

    That is the quadriphallus bed, used in primitive cultures to scare women into keeping their legs glued together at the knees…

    :::shudder:::

  17. Tam
    October 1st, 2004 05:29
    17

    AAAHahahahahaha! Haaaaa! Totally suckered in. Classy is what that is.

Leave a Reply

For added zing, you can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

But you can also just type in the box and hit the Submit button. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Your email address is not displayed and will NEVER, EVER be shared with any other party. We hate spam mail as much as you do.

Spotlight on...

Delicious links

These links are updated frequently thoroughout the day. Should you miss any they're all stored on my Delicious pages.

What I'm listening to