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How To Clean Your Toilet – The Fun Way

  1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  3. In one smooth movement, sick put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
  4. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and rinse”.
  5. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
  8. Cleancat

  9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Thedog

9 Responses to “How To Clean Your Toilet – The Fun Way”

  1. Amber
    October 26th, 2004 11:23
    1

    *rushes out to buy a cat*!!

  2. Cindy
    October 26th, 2004 12:19
    2

    Tell me you didn’t do this! I thought cats hate water…? Too funny. Love the photo of the dog :-)

  3. Daisy
    October 26th, 2004 12:25
    3

    I promise, I would NEVER do this to a cat. But isn’t the dog picture wonderful?

  4. anan
    October 26th, 2004 14:12
    4

    I know you took dictation for this from Dizzy.

  5. Richard
    October 26th, 2004 14:50
    5

    No, nope, I’m definitely not amused, no I’m not, absolutely!

  6. Em
    October 26th, 2004 18:50
    6

    Typical doggy propoganda.

    Pah.

  7. cass
    October 26th, 2004 19:10
    7

    This is really brilliant. Please, however, do not try it if you have a pet hippo because they love the water and you can’t get the little devils out.

  8. Joe
    October 28th, 2004 19:58
    8

    How about a pet elephant? Would that work?

  9. e
    November 1st, 2004 00:23
    9

    Something tells me you might enjoy this

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