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Top 11 Geek Break Up Lines

11.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed.
10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.
9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.
8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.
7. I don’t think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other’s buddy lists.
6. I’d like a true beauty so I don’t have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.
5. It’s like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)…
4. Let’s face it. You love Intel, and I’m an AMD man. It’s not going to work out.
3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I’ve removed the shrink wrap I can’t return it?
2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine
1. So long and thanks for all the fish.

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9 Responses to “Top 11 Geek Break Up Lines”

  1. Em
    January 7th, 2005 20:39
    1

    #6: Ouch!

  2. Elisabeth
    January 7th, 2005 21:17
    2

    7. I don’t think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other’s buddy lists.

    This is my favorite.

  3. Alison
    January 8th, 2005 10:51
    3

    8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.

    This is *my* favorite. :-)

  4. Noelle
    January 8th, 2005 13:58
    4

    Hee! Ok I’m totally snagging this :p

  5. felicity
    January 8th, 2005 19:32
    5

    ok, #10 seems tooooo familiar!

  6. anan
    January 9th, 2005 09:49
    6

    *would love to say something, but is too busy rolling about on floor snorting loudly*

  7. Flip
    January 9th, 2005 19:03
    7

    Hah!

    What I really need is chat up lines now I’m a sad lonely singleton type…

    my favourite recently was :

    “How much does a polar bear weigh..?”

    “Dunno…”

    “Neither do I but I thought it might break the ice….”

    :P

  8. hedgeblog
    January 8th, 2005 14:03
    8

    Top 11 Geek Break Up Lines

    11. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F Relationship failed. 10. Now that Half Life…

  9. Neil's Smaller World
    January 8th, 2005 17:03
    9

    Top 11 Geek Break Up Lines

    Top 11 Geek Break Up Lines – “Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.”

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