Two old ladies playing bingo.
Ethel turns to Gladys and says “Did you come on the bus love?”
“Yes” replies Gladys “but I made it look like an asthma attack.”
A Few Days Off [via that was funny]
I decided that I needed a few days off and realized that I had run out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy, pharm thinking he’d think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I came in to work early the next day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers (she’s blonde-it’ll be important later) came in and asked me what I was doing.
“Shh, information pills ” I said, cialis 40mg “I’m acting crazy to get a few days off. I’m a light bulb.”
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
“I’m a light bulb!” I exclaimed.
“You’re going crazy,” he said. “Take a few days off.”
With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
My blonde coworker started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.
“I can’t work in the dark,” she said.
January 29th, 2005 01:46
Ssssssssssha! Very smart, dumb blonde.
January 29th, 2005 02:13
he he hee :o))
January 29th, 2005 14:52
January 30th, 2005 08:58
I love blonde jokes. I recently watched “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” again
January 30th, 2005 15:04
Ok, old ladies who come on the bus are just EW!!
January 31st, 2005 00:36
I hope someone asks me whether I came on the train while I still remember that one …
January 31st, 2005 13:56
Cheers. Needed that.
January 31st, 2005 23:00
Love ’em both but especially the first one. Have told everyone I know the first for past few days…
February 1st, 2005 14:58
Too, too funny :D
February 1st, 2005 17:31
OK, where ARE you???