The alligator

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator, which he put up on the bar. Turning to the astonished patrons, he said:

“I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The alligator will close his jaws for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.”

The crowd murmured their agreement.

The man stood up on the bar and dropped his trousers, placing his privates in the alligator’s mouth. The alligator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The alligator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.” A hush fell over the crowd.

Then a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde girl spoke up timidly.

“I’ll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head so hard with the beer bottle.”

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