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The Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

“Darling, I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we’ve been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying b*st*rd! You’ve been playing golf!”.

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9 Responses to “The Affair”

  1. sue
    March 1st, 2005 01:33
    1

    LOL!

  2. Harmony
    March 1st, 2005 01:41
    2

    Hehehehe…excellent ;)

  3. mary
    March 1st, 2005 12:37
    3

    grrrrrroan, tee hee!

  4. Croila
    March 1st, 2005 12:50
    4

    Heh! Good one! I like it.

  5. Daisy
    March 1st, 2005 13:10
    5

    Croila, I just found one that I was saving just for you:

    Q. What’s the difference between bagpipes and an onion?
    A. Nobody cries when you chop up bagpipes

    ;-0))

  6. Gordon
    March 1st, 2005 13:56
    6

    Have you been in the attic again? Digging out those old joke books?? ;-)

    BTW, love the new design.

  7. Joan
    March 1st, 2005 14:52
    7

    Ha!!!

  8. felicity
    March 1st, 2005 20:03
    8

    ha ha!

  9. Flip
    March 1st, 2005 20:55
    9

    Hahaaa..nice one….’suppose he was involved in Fore – play all afternoon (groan)…

    Long time no speak sweetie…lovin the new place :)

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