Food for thought

Customer: A bottle of Worcester sauce please mate.

Shop Keeper: Sorry sir, it’s off the shelves, cancer scare.

C: Oh right, uh - Chinese Chicken Wings?

SK: Ah that’s the same mate, cancer scare

C: Hamburger Relish?

SK: Cancer scare

C: Sausage and Mash?

SK: Cancer scare

C: Cottage Pie?

SK: Aye, …no wait, cancer scare.

C: So they’re all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

SK: Yup.

C: Blimey, that’s mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

SK: Fine sir, that’ll be £4.52 please.

C: Thanks.

[via non blogging Jane]

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7 Responses to “Food for thought”

cindy
March 4th, 2005 17:29
1

Hi Daisy! off-topic here. Your blog is looking FAB! Great job!
Daisy
March 4th, 2005 19:40
2

Thank you Cindy. Lots more work to do yet, nothing validates, accessibility is a problem but I’ve always wanted a full head of grey hair so I’m carrying on ;-0)
mary
March 4th, 2005 21:56
3

Keywords for rileling people up: cancer and terrorists and then it will probably end up being being a terrorist gives you cancer.
graeme
March 5th, 2005 01:37
4

£4.52? What kind of cheap ass illegally importing shops do you have near you?
Em
March 5th, 2005 06:10
5

I was thinking £4.52 was a bit on the dear side, but then you are in the Big City.
Morgaine
March 7th, 2005 12:16
6

Euhrm, over here a pack is € 3.80 … £ 2.65 if I’m not mistaken …
Gert
March 7th, 2005 21:32
7

Remember the scare about the mini-pill. October 1995 - it was the day I moved into my house. Themini-pill was a contributory factor to thrombosis. so loads of women came off it, and pregnancy rates soared. There is more risk of thrombosis in pregnancy than on the mini-pill…