Comments on: Ethel http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/ A little bit of this, a little bit of that... Tue, 22 Nov 2011 22:27:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: FabGirlie http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/#comment-6963 FabGirlie Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://chasingdaisy.com/?p=1860#comment-6963 Heeeeeeeeeeee. Was NOT expecting that. Heeeeeeeeeeee.
Was NOT expecting that.

]]> By: maria http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/#comment-6964 maria Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://chasingdaisy.com/?p=1860#comment-6964 LOL, totally unexpected! LOL, totally unexpected!

]]> By: Daisy http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/#comment-6965 Daisy Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://chasingdaisy.com/?p=1860#comment-6965 This just in: Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along." This just in:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,

“He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

“He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”

]]> By: Alison http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/#comment-6966 Alison Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://chasingdaisy.com/?p=1860#comment-6966 I've read both of those before, but they still made me laugh today! Thanks. I needed that. I’ve read both of those before, but they still made me laugh today! Thanks. I needed that.

]]> By: Joan http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/#comment-6967 Joan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://chasingdaisy.com/?p=1860#comment-6967 You find the funniest ones ...and then I steal them :) You find the funniest ones …and then I steal them :)

]]> By: mary http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/#comment-6968 mary Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://chasingdaisy.com/?p=1860#comment-6968 Both new to me and both brought a chuckle and a hardy har har! Both new to me and both brought a chuckle and a hardy har har!

]]> By: Karan http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/#comment-6969 Karan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://chasingdaisy.com/?p=1860#comment-6969 At first I thought I was reading a story about my grandmother and by the end, I was sure it was about her. :) At first I thought I was reading a story about my grandmother and by the end, I was sure it was about her. :)

]]> By: felicity http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/#comment-6970 felicity Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://chasingdaisy.com/?p=1860#comment-6970 I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my stool! I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my stool!

]]> By: deb http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/#comment-6971 deb Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://chasingdaisy.com/?p=1860#comment-6971 Wooooo! lol! Best jokes I've heard in a long time :)) Wooooo! lol! Best jokes I’ve heard in a long time :))

]]> By: beancounters http://chasingdaisy.com/2005/04/28/ethel/#comment-6972 beancounters Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://chasingdaisy.com/?p=1860#comment-6972 <strong>Friday Roundup: For Maya</strong> (Maya has to finish writing a chemistry book before close of business Friday, and finish a midterm, which means she has to pull and all-nighter (remember those?) and be basically a basket-case for a few days. So kid, these are Friday Roundup: For Maya

(Maya has to finish writing a chemistry book before close of business Friday, and finish a midterm, which means she has to pull and all-nighter (remember those?) and be basically a basket-case for a few days. So kid, these are

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