Guts v Balls

The difference in definition between “guts” and “balls”

Guts… is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

Balls… is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say:

“You’re next fatty.”

[via non blogging Jane]

3 Responses to “Guts v Balls”

  1. Anji
    November 24th, 2005 15:48

    I was going to say, I hope that Mr. Daisy doesn’t behave like that!

  2. Mary
    November 24th, 2005 17:18

    Now that man is ready for the roaster, I believe. Shall I stuff him?

  3. Nancy
    November 26th, 2005 02:40

    – You know the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
    It’s about 45 pounds.

    – Yeah, well, you know the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 45 MINUTES.

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