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Wish I’d had this last Saturday

Pink Expenses for the practical joker in us all.

Select from a list of racy services, get presented with a plausable looking receipt, then cut it out and submit it with your next corporate expense report. Hilarity ensues (or you get fired).

Fake generated till receipt from Diana's Dirty Diner in Atlantic City

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8 Responses to “Wish I’d had this last Saturday”

  1. Alison
    April 7th, 2006 01:16
    1

    Ah, if only I had the kind of job where I had an expense account…

  2. briggy
    April 7th, 2006 09:21
    2

    golly!

    you know? i think i know Big Bertha.

  3. daisy
    April 7th, 2006 13:40
    3

    Heh. Do you mean this lovely lady?

  4. Knock Knock Mary
    April 7th, 2006 18:31
    4

    I’m wondering about the return policy. How do you return a toe massage? No, don’t answer that.

  5. Joan
    April 8th, 2006 01:44
    5

    Gee thanks. That ought to take care of my job – in a catholic hospital.:)

  6. MattR
    April 9th, 2006 22:27
    6

    Great Idea.. Thinking about giving it a try next with in expences :^)

  7. doobyus
    April 10th, 2006 12:34
    7

    $80 for a threesome? HAAAAAAH!!

    (not that I would know)

  8. Stu Savory
    April 17th, 2006 15:37
    8

    There’s a customer-loyalty line missing from the bottom of that receipt: It should say

    Please come again ;-)

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