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From the inbox #41

It’s been a while since I used that title, eh? But this one made me chuckle. Via non blogging Jane.

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, “Business trip or vacation?”

“Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago,” she states.

Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is immediately dizzy with excitement.

Here’s the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she’s going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, “What’s your business role at this convention?”

“Lecturer” she says. “I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really” he says, swallowing hard, “what myths are those?”

“Well” she explains, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent.”

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes.

“I’m sorry” she says, “I shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don’t even know your name!”

“Tonto,” the man says, as he extends his hand… “Tonto Papadopoulos.”

One Response to “From the inbox #41”

  1. Nancy
    May 17th, 2006 22:51
    1

    I saw it coming, but I still laughed when it got there. :-)

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