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The Koala and the Little Lizard

Koala standing alert in tree
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A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says “Hey Koala! What are you doing?”

The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?”

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “Hey you!”

So the koala looks down at him and says…

“Duuuuuude… how much water did you drink?”

3 Responses to “The Koala and the Little Lizard”

  1. Kirsi
    June 25th, 2006 16:41
    1

    :D

  2. pissed off patricia
    June 25th, 2006 19:29
    2

    LOL, that’s cute as can be. It’s been a long time since I read a joke that actually made me laugh out loud. This one did it!

  3. jan
    June 27th, 2006 20:21
    3

    I get so tired of reading “lol” in blogs and comments that are not really that funny, but I did lol at this joke. Was not expecting this punchline.

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