The Koala and the Little Lizard
Photo by Bethany Turner at Stock Xchng
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says “Hey Koala! What are you doing?”
The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?”
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “Hey you!”
So the koala looks down at him and says…
“Duuuuuude… how much water did you drink?”
June 25th, 2006 16:41
:D
June 25th, 2006 19:29
LOL, that’s cute as can be. It’s been a long time since I read a joke that actually made me laugh out loud. This one did it!
June 27th, 2006 20:21
I get so tired of reading “lol” in blogs and comments that are not really that funny, but I did lol at this joke. Was not expecting this punchline.