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Best Irish joke of 2006 (allegedly)

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night”.

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”

John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”

5 Responses to “Best Irish joke of 2006 (allegedly)”

  1. Peacechick Mary
    December 11th, 2006 19:22
    1

    Ok, I’m laughing laughing laughing! I’ve got to link to this one. We all need a good guffaw! Thanks, Daisy.

  2. Stuart
    December 11th, 2006 21:36
    2

    Holy moly that’s a good’un.

  3. Mary
    December 12th, 2006 02:21
    3

    Oh yes that made me laugh out loud! Thank you.

  4. Diva Jood
    December 12th, 2006 19:16
    4

    That is just too funny for words, and I am going to shamelessly steal it, and hat tip you of course!

  5. Joan
    December 22nd, 2006 03:55
    5

    I’ve sent this one on it’s merry way.

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