Quote of the day, #44

I went outside and…

Here in blighty the roof has come off the lean-to and I risked life and limb to put some washing out, only to get my hair caught in a shirt button. The shirt was flapping wildly in the wind, took 5 minutes to catch it again and unravel my hair. If only someone had had a video camera handy, could have made submitted it to You’ve Been Framed and won £250 to fix the roof. Deep, dramatic sigh.

New tagline coming up: not safe to let this woman out unaccompanied.

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3 Responses to “Quote of the day, #44”

Daisy
January 18th, 2007 16:47
1

Martyn’s just back from up north with his mother’s ashes. We’ve agreed to postpone the scattering of her ashes until another day…
Peacechick Mary
January 19th, 2007 03:33
2

Yes, definitely wait until the wind dies down. We don’t want those ashes flying back in your face. The wind thought you would make a lovely wind chime dangling there on the wash line.
wonderful electric
January 19th, 2007 11:00
3

Pah that’s nothing. I lost my glasses in the wind (they flew off my face!) and a tree branch smashed into my face just below my left eye.