Mind your own beeswax

A lovely grey, wrinkled elephant bum.
Photo by Anna Grist at Stock Xchng

Ever wanted to politely tell someone to mind their own business without offending them? Try this:

Wind it in, trunky.

I laughed solidly for three days the first time I heard that. Yes, I know, get thyself a life.

In other news…

It’s time to get glasses when you’re searching for contact details for a fishing magazine and start wondering what on earth “shocking embroidery” could be about…

Screenshot of an alphabetical list of magazines such as Skin Deep, Skin Shots International, Slam and Shocking Embroidery. A re-read reveals that it actually says Smocking & Embroidery.

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3 Responses to “Mind your own beeswax”

Peacechick Mary
January 19th, 2007 03:35
1

Haaaa! Shocking embroidery. Wonder if that’s porn for little old ladies. Imagine the dainty doilies.
Nancy
January 19th, 2007 16:04
2

It was probably the great big words “Sex Today” that threw you off.

Ever read The Saggy Baggy Elephant? It’s one of my favorites lately.
Daisy
January 19th, 2007 17:09
3

Heh, the mind boggles eh? Nancy, the Saggy Baggy elephant book is lovely, have bookmarked it for a potential birthday gift this year.