Rappers take on the bards

The books of dog [via Dog News]

Not my type and the Ransom Note generator [via coolios]

Fabulous bush via Mr Crunchy [who has an interesting debate on the use of the word b*tch]

What people thought of LOTR when it was first published

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A friend of ours has a son in university, Michel. He’s had a wonderful summer working for one of France’s top ad agencies as a “runner” during the filming of two new car adverts. The second ad, however, is not being released because when filming was finished they noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. The production team, Michel included, were scared out of their wits. He’s thinking about taking a year out before going back to uni, the effect on him was so great.

Watch it for yourselves - about halfway through you’ll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the film. Opinion is divided 50/50 as to the form the mist is taking.

Notes:

(1) Apologies for the size of this film (3.47mb) but he tried lower resolutions and you can’t see the detail;

(2) It’s worth putting sound on to hear the director’s whispered commentary about halfway through.

Anyway, here’s the film.

This is an allegedly authentic letter sent to the Dear Deirdre Advice Column in this week’s Sun newspaper.

From “Gavin” of London.

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Cardiff. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for his part in an armed bank raid in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of sexual misconduct with a donkey. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who indeed is still a part time “working girl” in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

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Last post of the day. Honest.

Mr & Mrs Wheatley do it again: Snailhausen. Anyone want to start up a campaign, Free The Snailhausen Two?

Now then, the rest of this is a Late Night Daisy post, not suitable for those aged 12 years and under. Not Work Safe items are marked as such.

Betty, that means YOU, honey ;-0)
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Wanna see some p0rn?

Not k*nky enough for you? Try here?

Isn’t it interesting how marketing for has changed on the internet, especially car adverts?

Viewing tips: sound is preferable; clear desk of all liquids/breakable objects, not suitable for under 12s or lily livered chicken shits those of a more gentle persuasion. You have been warned.

Life’s a bitch

They don’t make ‘em like they used to

Opportunity knocks

In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little farther apart than most.

“ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.”

More at Rules for women and at the James Conklin humor page.

Remember that Read My Lips Bush/Blair duet from last year? Lots more to be found at Atmo. Excellent.

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I don’t think you need know any German to try out the On-line Orgasmus Simulation (male on the left; female on the right) [via akademie-de].

Update: The English version is here [thanks to Tam].

Exhibit 1

Exhibit 2

Exhibit 3