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I think I need to make a tee or two

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

White tee shirt with slogan
Slogan by thrakintosh at Metafilter.

White tee shirt with a picture of Bush and the slogan
Favourite saying from NYPD Blue (an Andy Sipovitz classic).

T-shirt base by gosco at DeviantArt

I am such a pudding

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

Pun intended.

I’ve been sat here in front of the screen, finding it hard to deal with the bitter taste of rejection. Bowled over and grateful to the Stock Xchng community for sharing an unending supply of wonderful photos for banners, designs, cd covers, I suddenly got the idea to contribute a few photos. Not that they’re particularly good but might have been useful to someone writing about baking cakes or puddings. Or eggs.
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Blwddyn Newydd Dda!

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

Being unexpectedly internetless over Christmas in Wales, followed by the funeral then New Year party obligations has meant another gap and a complete abandonment of the “post once a day” resolution.

So here’s my new, new New Year Resolution for 2007.

A Happy New Year to one and all!

Another case of unfortunate truncation

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Screenshot showing a listing from Fark that reads 'Men buying underwear for wives and girlfriends prefer dealing with male members.'.

Tentative steps

Sunday, November 5th, 2006

…back to blogging with a few sure fire ways of banishing the winter blues.

What the best dressed penis is wearing this season – Durex Dickorations are print, cut out and wear outfits for your best mate. What the internet was invented for.

How about us ladies then? Well… is your Betty ready?

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Erm…

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Does having a dose of the lurgy dispense me from the “a post a day, come what may” thang?

I’m starting to feel better now and looking forward to sharing a truckload of shiny new things with you all but I’ve eaten nothing since Tuesday night and am feeling a little wobbly. Plan to go find something bland and vaguely appealing to eat, see if it settles then it’s back to the linkage business toot sweet. Honest guv.

She who hesitates is lost

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

Back to linkage then while I concoct another cunning plan. Quack. Quack.
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Fill in the blanks

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

Inspired by a post from Sadish:

Part 1
Now that you are a grown-up you are allowed to have __________ and _________

Part 2
Now that you are a grown-up you are not allowed to have __________ and _________

Time flies

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

…when you’re about to go on a mini (working-ish) holiday. We’ll be wending our way to the Lincolnshire Wolds at the crack of dawn, hopefully ending up at a lake near Theddlethorpe St Helen which is just south of Grimsby and Kingston upon Hull.

It’s possible that I’ll have unbridled access to a borrowed wifi laptop but that could be a vicious rumour. Failing that, see you all Sunday. Be good. And if you can’t be good, be careful :-)

Keep Wales Tidy

Sunday, July 30th, 2006

When the Keep Wales Tidy campaign first started it wasn’t long before the jokes and the t-shirts bearing the slogan plus appendage appeared.

Figure throwing item into waste bin, caption reads Keep Wales Tidy, throw your litter in England.

Where was I? Oh yes, keeping things tidy. Don’t you think that anti-litter campaigns would be more successful if they used these five French students and their video?

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