Yes, another one! From the wonderful Overhead in the Office’s most popular page:
Right Next to the ‘Irony’ Button
Customer, trying to use his debit card: I gotta push “English”? “Spanish” shouldn’t be an option. If they can’t speak no English, they ain’t got no business being here. Where’s the “yes” button at?
Cashier: It’s the button that says “yes” on it.